Just in Time for Valentine’s Day – Our Cardinal Rules for Love
Valentine’s Day may come once a year, but for House Appropriators, commitment is a full-year endeavor. Just like any relationship, we are still working on it! We won’t romanticize the trials and tribulations – but our devotion to Article I and the nation is steadfast. In that spirit, Chairman Cole and our Subcommittee Chairs are sharing our “cardinal rules” for love before cupid arrives tomorrow – because lawmaking is serious, but sharing a smile is always in order:
10/10? In the House, you are a 12/12.
Valentine, you are topline!
Roses are red, violets are blue, when President Trump signs our bills, the American people’s mandate comes true.
Forget Dean - you are the dream of the House!
Friend, you are top of the class.
You're the Article One - for me.
Like our national landmarks, your impact on my life is monumental.
You VA-lidated, and fully funded, my heart.
I won't settle for a CR - I want a long-term commitment.
You're my first line of defense, Valentine.
Valentine, you've got global appeal.
My heart gavels to order when you walk in.
Even the FAA couldn't ground this love.
Our chemistry is nuclear, Valentine.
Nothing trumps my love for you, Valentine.
I treasure every moment with you, Valentine.
From sunup to sundown, you're always on my mind.
Roses are red, violets are blue - I won't shut us down, I'll always fund you.
You locked down my heart - and the border, Valentine.
CBO scored it - our love has zero deficit.
You light up the House Chamber, Valentine.
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